How to Be Better Than Mr. Douchebag

Hey man,

Do you know what is worse than not getting the girl?

Watching Mr. Douchebag walk away with her instead. Nothing is worse for your pride.

Name the Scenario:

  • You are at a party
  • Walking down the street
  • At a mixer
  • On the bus
  • In a coffee shop

And there she is.
You know who I’m talking about.

Your mind quickly looks over her and desperately searches for something to say to make you sound clever and fun.

You look over what she is wearing that you could comment about. You look around the room. You listen to the songs playing in the background. You need to find something, anything to talk about right now. Maybe when she walks past, she might lock eyes with you and give you a chance!

She doesn’t look up at you.

She must not have been looking to get picked up…

She is walking out the door and then here he comes: Mr. Douchebag!

“Damn girl, that dress is bangin!”
“You are welcome! Yo girl, I can’t let a fine ass woman like yourself walk past me without asking, what’s your number girl?”

He hands her his phone and she puts her number in.

She walks off, turns and smiles at Mr. Douchebag who smiles back and starts talking to “the next piece of fine ass” in the room.


Why do girls put up with that? How does he attract anyone? Mr. Douchebag treats women like shit… and they respond.

Girls must like Douchebags…


Girls like guys who can walk up and say something to them without looking like they’ve been thinking forever to say something perfect to her.

The only guys that have walked up to talk to her in the past just happen to all be douchebags. Douchebags don’t care what they say or how it will affect her. They just say the douchiest thing that comes to their douchey mouth.

For the hottest women, they must think every man on earth is a douchebag. She’s probably considered lesbianism for years. The only guys she talks to are douchebags, so in the end who gets the girl? The least least douchey of the douchebags.

Soon every guy on earth will be a douchebag if nothing gets stopped. Here’s why:

If only douchebags talk to girls, how long is it before they have douchey sons who grow up to be the next generation of Mr. Douchebags. Meanwhile, all the nice guys die off thinking too much and unable to reproduce because of it.

I can’t stand it anymore! Please take my advice right now because this is important.

Make a list of things you can say to start a conversation. Tailor them to your environment and USE THEM. Use them when your brain goes stupid from seeing those long, beautiful legs.

If you say anything to her, ANYTHING, she gets a chance to meet a guy who isn’t a douchebag.

If you want the easy way of striking up a clever conversation, use MY LIST. I’ve compiled a list of 101 lines to use to break the ice when you can’t think of anything. Each of them is tailored to fit your needs.

After reading it, you’ll have a plethora of lines floating in your head and you’ll actually be able to say something to her… and it will be clever enough to keep her interested!

Check that out here:

In the meantime, don’t let Mr. Douchebag get the girl.

I don’t want to live in a world full of douchebags.

I hate them.

Please help save the world.

Thank you,




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