Shit Pick Up Artists Say

Shit PUAs Say

Dude, are you wearing that really cool affliction shirt? You know, the one with the flames?
Did she send you a text? You gonna text her back? Don’t text her back, bro, that’s so needy!
Hey man, you Iceman_ 21? Gmoney _232323

No, I’m not going out with her tonight, I have to write my lay report.
Dude, go open that chick. I’ll give you 10 bucksto open hat chick.
Dude, there’s this line, it’s money, I totally read it on a forum.
Go ask her if her nails are real…
It’s not eyeliner, it’s” guy-liner”  –  the chicks love it!
Ask her if her eyelashes are real…
Give me a sec, bro, I need to get into state.
Dude, ask her if her hair is real.
So this total HB 10, right? She sent me a text message; she wanted to go ice skating. What do you think I said? “Hell, no! Ice skating’s not alpha!”
I’m actually ranked the 4th best PUA n southern Cincinnati.
Ask her if her boobs are real.
Hey bro, are young to the sarge-athon tonight?
John? You can’t pick up chicks with a name like John, you won’t get anyone. From now on, you could be Sexual Six-pack.
I was with this Russian chick …
So last night I was with this model, right?
Last night, picked up a stripper…
Last night, right? I was with this cheerleader chick.
You know, I think for Halloween I’m going to be a Facebook wall.
How do you get a same-night lay? Dude, easy – three steps. One, go up to her. Two, be alpha. three, tell her what you want – bam! Pussy  every time.

Man, how can I NLP this chick into getting an abortion?

So I’m in venue right when I see this HB across the room. She’s spitting at me IOI’s. So I go up, I open, I transition, out of nowhere comes this AMOG with this DHV story and he ruined my SNL. So I did the only thing I could do .I gave him a DLV that I learned from RSD which totally LJBF’d him. And I got to set it up for an MLTR. Back at my place, she gave me some LMR which made me feel like a total AFC. Out of nowhere she started busting out some bad ASD when I was trying to bump her BT – do ya feel me?

You like this headband? Lock in prop.
One time I picked up Paris Hilton. Well, she gave me her Twitter.
Alright, man. Now I’m going to teach you the micro macro jumbo hyper multi-level hoop calibration theory.
Hey, who do you think is better, Style or Mystery?
Hey, do you think this nail polish makes me look gay?

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This was a video that I knew I just had to make. Following on the trend of the Shit people say series I wanted to play around with the idea of shit pick up artists say.

Feel free to add your own suggestions of lines we could have included in the comments below!

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Valentine’s Day in Japan

Valentine’s Day is celebrated a little differently in Japan. It is traditionally divided into two holidays, Valentine’s Day and White Day.

Courtesy Chocolates

February 14th is still called Valentine’s Day but women are expected to give gifts to their sweethearts and their male aquaintances. Valentine’s is seen as a holiday when women can express their emotions through gifts, which are usually chocolates. Giri-choco are chocolates given to male friends, colleagues, bosses, and family. Giri in Japanese means ‘courtesy’ and these chocolates are handed out so everyone is included in the season’s festivities. Giri-choco are typically purchased where as the hon-mei or ‘chocolates of love’ for husbands,lovers, and boyfriends are typically handmade. It is not considered ‘true love’ if women buy chocolates for their sweethearts.

After all the chocolate giving of Valentine’s Day is over women then have White Day on March 14th to look forward to and on this day men are expected to return the gifts given to them on Valentine’s Day. The term sanbai gaeshi or ‘triple the return’, is often cited as the rule for giving gifts on this holiday. Often white chocolate, jewelry, lingerie, and marshmallows are given as gifts. White Day was first celebrated in 1978. It was started by the National Confectionery Industry Association as an “answer day” to Valentine’s Day on the grounds that men should pay back the women who gave them chocolate.

Seems like the United States isn’t the only country capitalizing on holidays!

 
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6 Holiday Date Ideas

The holidays can be a stressful time of year with so much pressure to get shopping done, to visit with family, or throw a party.  These can easily take a toll on our relationships or prevent us from beginning new ones.

Ice Skating Couple

So here are a few unique date ideas you can do with your sugarplum this time of year:

1) Looking at lights: This is an easy and fun date idea. You can walk hand in hand or drive around town looking at the decorations on houses and storefronts. You can even make a game of scoring the festive displays and if you want to get really into the holiday spirit leave a small gift at the winning house!

2) Holiday Brunch or Tea Service: Around the holidays many tea houses and some fancy hotels offer an old fashioned tea service with mounds of ridiculously tasty pastries, sandwiches, and an array of teas. You often have to make reservations but its worth sitting around guzzling tea by a fire and eating decadent treats while being waited on hand and foot.

3) Bath House: This wouldn’t be a great choice for a first date but for couples who get tired of the cold cloudy months of winter and fried from the hectic pace of the holidays, bath houses are a great retreat to go relax in a hot tub with your sweetie and let the stress melt away.

4) Baking: Ok so you’re aren’t the best in the kitchen, but it is a great holiday date idea and it’s an activity that you can do together.  Find a recipe, cookies are a really easy first foray into the baking scene. If you’re really unsure about baking from scratch you can always just grab pre-made dough and focus on decorating the cookies together with a ton of sprinkles! Besides who doesn’t like baked goods?

5) Outdoor activities: If you’re in an area that has a lot of snow you have ample choices here. There’s always, snowman building, snowball fights, sledding, snowshoeing, skiing, or ice skating. If you’re looking at a snow-less holiday season, don’t despair most cities have indoor ice skating and there is always hiking.

6) Decorating: There are lots of fun date ideas you can do with this one. Decorating the tree is by far the Christmas favorite but you can always decorate your pets and shame them by commemorating the event with a picture. You can also decorate wreaths, and cut out snowflakes (check out some great Star Wars snowflakes designs here)

Whatever you decide to do together, enjoy it! Happy Holidays!
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Some added benefits from sex

We all know sex is pleasurable but there is more and more research pointing to the conclusion that it is also good for our health.

sex benefits

Health Benefits of Sex

 

Reduce Anxiety:

A study published in science journal PLoS ONE found that sexual activity has been shown to reduce anxiety in rodents and humans.  The study also found that sex increased chemicals in the rats’ brains that protected them from the effects of stress hormones.  According to another study, people who had more sexual intercourse had lower blood pressure when performing stressful tasks.

 

Increase happiness:

A study published by the National Bureau of Economic Research found that increasing the frequency of sexual intercourse from once a month to once a week was comparable mentally to getting a 50,000 raise.

 

Boost Immunity:

Regular sex can help boost our immune systems.  Researchers speculate that moderate sexual activity (once or twice a week) exposes partners to other people’s “bugs” thereby boosting the levels of antibodies in the mucosal linings of the body.

 

Sooth Pain:

Research done at Rutgers University has found women have increased pain tolerance and decreased pain detection during vaginal stimulation and orgasm.  One study found that around orgasm, women’s pain threshold increased 74.6 percent!

 

 

Reduce Prostate Cancer Risk:

A study published in the Journal of the AMA found that an active sex life was not associated with a higher risk of the disease.  Men who ejaculated the most (21 times a month or more) were one third less likely to develop prostate cancer than those who ejaculated between four and seven times a month.

 

See the rest of the article here:

http://www.livescience.com/12832-6-benefits-sex.html

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Hot Girl Wins the Air Sex Championships

I thought I’d share some of the stuff that I get up to in my day-to-day life to give you an idea of what I do outside of work.

Check out the footage I took of the world Air Sex Championships.

Wear a Condom (song) – (Wear sunscreen parody)

I've spent a long time teaching various dating techniques and giving out advice to people all over the world. Sometimes though it's important to remember the most important aspects.

This is a quick poem I threw together to illustrate some of the best tips to help you in your dating life.

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Skydiving

We went indoor skydiving with a good friend of ours. Makes a GREAT date or Day 2 place if you’re looking to take a girl somewhere fun!

AFC Adam Dance floor Limbo Social Proof Demo

I had a lot of people tell me that they where interested in learning my dance floor game following the video I did previously.

I’m currently working on releasing an entire dance floor game video with explanations including all the different stages. In the meantime, I thought I’d show you another example.

Dance floor limbo is a great game I developed back in 2006. It’s a simple routine that lets you develop Social Proof and Pre-selection, two of the things that I’ve become known for. People are constantly stopping me, saying:

“AFC Adam I love your dance floor stuff show me more.”

And I honestly I always thought I sucked at dancing!

The beautiful thing about this is that it’s easy to do and simple to carry out.

Next time you get on the dance floor with a wing, simply grab a belt, hold it out, and then grab a nearby girl to do the Limbo. Once she’s done it, everyone will start following.

All it takes is a little bit of leading. Then, before you know it, you’ve built up some of the basic triggers of attraction.

The video is a little dark because it was filmed outside (and sneaking in full filming equipment to a club isn’t easy), but you can still work out what’s going on.

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